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REVIEWS
Jul 28, 20232 min read
Talk To Me - Review
4.5/5 -
Talk to Me is not only a good horror movie, but it's also Australian. The movie promotes stone hand shakes and temporary possessio
Jul 26, 20235 min read
Barbie - Review
4.5/5 -
So far, my experience with Greta Gerwig’s work has been a confidence in her ability to make me comfortable knowing she is going to
Jul 26, 20233 min read
Paris Memories - Review
3/5 -
Being a cultured being of the world, I have seen a sliver of the offerings from recent French cinema. The main two takeaways I have
Jul 26, 20235 min read
Past Lives - Review
4.5/5 -
Past Lives is a prank show. It lures you in with a slow start, sneaking in a subconscious connection to the characters before a ho
Jul 26, 20235 min read
The Eight Mountains - Review *Spoilers*
4.5/5 -
The Eight Mountains has given me a range of altitude jealousies and gratefulness. I want so badly to have a seasonal mountain frie
Jul 26, 20236 min read
A Thousand And One - Review *Spoilers*
4.5/5 -
A Thousand and One is unfortunately not the prequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey. This has nothing for the film bros to pound fists o
Jul 26, 20234 min read
Sick of Myself - Review *Spoilers*
4.5/5 - Sick of Myself isn’t just a title that makes me sing Olivia Rodrigo, it’s an insane story that has no problems being unrealistic and
Jul 26, 20236 min read
Close - Review *Spoilers*
5/5 - Close is hard to put into words, this film evoked such visceral emotions in me that I feel like I’m reliving my own experience and tra
Jul 26, 20233 min read
Marcel The Shell With Shoes On - Review *Spoilers*
5/5 - Marcel is as dedicated to family as Vin Diesel is in the Fast franchise. He will stop at nothing to be together again with his personi
Jul 26, 20235 min read
The Whale - Review *Spoilers*
1.5/5 - The Whale is a horrendous film, in tone and mostly in craft. Based on a play sharing the name and obviously most of the lines, it tr
Jul 26, 20233 min read
The Fabelmans - Review *Spoilers*
4/5 - Trying not to start with “The Fabelmans is a film about films” but it is, so I will. The Fabelmans is a film about films, not like Bab
Jul 26, 20233 min read
The Quiet Girl - Review *Spoilers*
5/5 - An Cailín Ciúin takes inspiration from Foster by Claire Keegan to make me sob and wish Ireland was a real place. As a quiet girl mysel
Jul 26, 20234 min read
Tár - Review *Spoilers*
4/5 - Tár is the Joker for all those who didn’t get to relate the to incel, cis white male, bruised ego aesthetic. We get to question our th
Jul 26, 20236 min read
Skinamarink - Review *Spoilers*
4.5/5 - Skinamarink is a “Don’t watch This at 3am Challenge” YouTube video but with the overreacting millionaire being replaced by naive, te
Jul 26, 20234 min read
She Said - Review *Spoilers*
3.5/5 - This may be the most unqualified review of a movie anyone has ever given. I am not a woman, reporter, victim or assailant. This movi
Jul 26, 20236 min read
The Menu - Review *Spoilers*
4.5/5 - The Menu served up some horror, comedy and drama with the dessert of visuals, music and splendid performances throughout. I had a wo
Jul 26, 20232 min read
Glass Onion - Review *Spoilers
4/5 - Glass Onion is a true modern “who dunnit?” with wacky characters from all corners of the spherical earth, if that’s what we’re to beli
Jul 26, 20233 min read
Bones And All - Review *Spoilers*
2.5/5 - Bones and All is a great example of why Wattpad is not for everyone. This cannibal fan fiction level script coupled with the poster
Jul 26, 20234 min read
Aftersun - Review *Spoilers*
4.5/5 - Aftersun is a perfect name for this film, on a surface level, its a cute name related to skincare on a holiday in Turkey. However, i
Jul 26, 20236 min read
Triangle of Sadness - Review *Spoilers*
4/5 - Triangle of Sadness is dramatic satire, satire in the way a clown does comedy, big, wet slap of a fish if the fish, hand gesture and a
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